Friday, August 22, 2008

The Golden-Spooned Maelstrom Drops on Oct. 19

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

With all this message board guy jackassery (tm Wang), it's all we can do to remember that steps have been taken, that those actions were not intended for pre-season greatness nor pressure up the middle nor even the betterment of Chasin' David. Those steps were taken to deliver us from evil, no fewer than seven times.

But October 19 makes it all feel better.

It's all we can do to remember that October 19 marks the beginning of a 10-game win streak propelling the Who Dats into the Bowl. Why October 19?

Because ya boy Train Wreck will be ready to go by then. And his triceratops will be in the best shape of its life. And when that happens, Fleur de Chef will descend upon you from Cafe 641 in a golden-spooned maelstrom whipping the Upper Terrace into a golden-spooned whirpool the likes of which have only rarely been seen.

2 comments:

saintseester said...

I am not waiting until october for greatness. To tide everyone over, I'll be there for september 7. I'm bringing greatness with me in the form of attitude.

Mr. Clio said...

Steps have been taken indeed.

And things just need to ferment until September 7. One can't rush these things.