Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Cleveland Steamer

Turns out this drink did get served on Sunday.

Chef saw it unfold before his very eye:

It looked like this:

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The James Harrison Memorial Hair of the Dawg Game

Time to start the drinking early this week, Bistro patrons. Get your liver loose for 40 oz. of remember me shots!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Kot*b /kawtbee/ verb

to pinch a Super Bowl MVP on the ass in an attempt to gain his attention, with the apparent lingering effect of diminishing the target's offensive production some seven months later (When Drew ignored her, Hoda kotb-ed him.)

Thanks Hoda.

"She goes, 'Pinch his butt!' I looked at her, and she said, 'Just go get it.'

"I was like, 'I'll get it. I'll get some of that.' "

And so she did.

"He first kind of whipped his head around and goes, 'What the hell was that?' " Kotb said. "Then he saw his baby and saw Brittany and the guy melted. It was amazing."

What? You've got better explanations?

No 3-2 worries in the Bistro, though, cuz the Bistro's got fire, Bistro's got fire.