Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I wonder what you'll see, Roy, when you return home to the Dallas airport. When you're a Saint, Roy, this is what you see. Win or lose.
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Saints safety Darren Sharper, who has played in hostile environments like Green Bay and Minnesota during a stellar 13-year career, described the noise to New England media as "deafening."
"A guy could be pressing face masks with you," he said, "and you're yelling and he still can't hear you."
Friday, November 27, 2009
Pretty sure the above is the pop cultural Photoshopping genius of GMW, but this one was found on The Onion.
In other news, not much in the way of baked goods on Monday Night's menu, but still a few slots open. Send your Cafe 641 suggestions now and join Brady's (panties-in-a) Bundchen Munch and Bellichoke's Famous 4th Down DUMB-plings.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
carving a turkey-version of this guy:
which would, in its final Photoshopped version, result in a Basted CryBrady's Bird, fully protected inside a referee sausage casing, which wouldn't look much tastier than this guy:
Happy Saints-giving from the Cafe!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Cafe 641 will descend on MSY this evening to distribute prayer cards to the Blessed Boys and to display our collective 10-0 (as in the traditional hymn, "Black & Gold Super Bowl, let me see your 10 and 0. Your 10 and 0.")
Early drafts make reference to the New England Ken Dolls.
Bring your kids. And beer.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Who Dat Sam in Shreve-City has asked Cafe 641 to flex its undefeated muscle to make sure he gets to view the Saints on his television. Help a Who Dat in need:
"The Shreveport Fox channel is having a vote to decide which game to play on the 22nd. The rivalry between the Crygirls and the Bless You Boys is pretty intense here. Any votes the cafe and fellow Saints fan can through our way would be appreciated. It does require a user name to vote but you do not need to put a VALID email address since there is no verification. Here is the link."
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
To those women, the Chef would like to issue the following statement:
"Take your dirty bird back to the A T heL-to-the-no!"
As you might observe from the following images, there are plenty of professional, independent women who call the city of New Orleans "home" who find the same representation a thing of beauty.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
How do you celebrate the 4th-year anniversary of a Cafe formed on an evening of greatness?
We were thinking . . .
Friday, October 23, 2009
Billy Mays, this is for you:
Friday, October 16, 2009
Movement of the moobs.
Heed the warning, Tuna.
Movement of the flavor-saver.
Dome foam, Shock my lips with your flavor.
Movement of the golden whisk.
1st down, Saints.
Movement under protection.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
A new golden kitchen utensil accompanied by synchronized dance-like motions?
A replacement whisk for the Cafe cougar?
Unsanitary cooking: the Porn Chef borrows the whisk.
Tom's Turn & Cough-lin Fingerling Potatoes?
The bye week has served us well. Livers are poised. St. Archie's spoiled loin fruit jokes loaded.
AND . . . the menu suggestion board is open:
Friday, October 09, 2009
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
And once you get dirty, it's only a matter of time before you get noticed by an aging cannon with loose bowels:
Alejandro's got the first-person account.