The Sharper the knife . . .

If Cafe 641 employed a graphic artist, we'd show you a holiday scene that features this guy:

carving a turkey-version of this guy:

which would, in its final Photoshopped version, result in a Basted CryBrady's Bird, fully protected inside a referee sausage casing, which wouldn't look much tastier than this guy:

Happy Saints-giving from the Cafe!