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R.I.P. Billy Mays. If your closely groomed face sweater was still with us today, you'd stop talking about Quick Chop and Snuggie as soon as you were hit with one whiff. If you could smell what the Cafe has been cooking, you would carve a Fleur-de-Stache above your lip faster than an East Rutherford, NJ Discount Airliner.

Billy Mays, this is for you:

Cafe 641 Can o' Whoop Ass

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