The Arizona Republic reported today that injured Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart is fuming on the sideline. Not over missed playing time and Kurt Warner's passer rating. But over reports that Warner may upstage him in the Dec. 16 Cafe 641 Cardinals menu.
Leinart denied any jealousy in the following statement distributed by his agent:
"Paris Hilton posed in a club for me. Brittney Spears lost her friggin' mind, hair, and underwear when I told her, 'No thank you.' And I'm supposed to be jealous of an aging Arena Football great who wears jorts? I think not."
Chef Who Dat made a snap decision to include Leinart on the Cafe 641 menu, provided that the internet Who Dats created passable Laguna Beach Leinart dishes.