Stevie G continues to prove that he's a real fine human being.
But, Paris Parker Salon, huh? Really? Aidan Gill was booked already? What about Golden Shears? They'll give you a fine-looking Hot Wheels car after your cut.
Chef thinks that maybe Gleason was roaming around the Upper Terrace sometime during last week's pre-season game against Miami. That would explain the sudden Locks of Love donation, which Cafe 641 kingpin Jon made himself by giving up his trademark pony tail. By all estimates, Jon's bass-playing skills are solid, but not nearly as impressive as his ability to whip that pony into a violent frenzy while leading the Cafe in "Deuce Upside Your Head" chants last season. May that pony rest in peace on the head of a deserving child.