Spam Newton!

Charlotte-bound with the Adult Industry Chef ... gonna cram a processed Cam into a 7 oz. can!

RG3 & Out

Theologians = Sign of Super Bowl Apocalypse

Kill the head. The body will follow.

(Michael Homan)

A chicken stands in as a "Flightless Falcon" in the beheading scene from the upcoming pilot of The Theologians.

Stop the Some-Times Picayune

Sell it or print it. 7 days a week. Because February 4 matters.

The Day After XLVII

If for nothing else, because we need the T-P on February 4, 2013. Support the cause. Watch the video.

Meatstache

Roger Goodell can't police all of the 504. Thus, Pete's 4th Annual Maystache party featured a bounty of stache-related contraband that included a Donald Link-inspired meatloaf that earned this award:

Best Sinister Villain Stache