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The Day After XLVII

If for nothing else, because we need the T-P on February 4, 2013. Support the cause. Watch the video.

Meatstache

Roger Goodell can't police all of the 504. Thus, Pete's 4th Annual Maystache party featured a bounty of stache-related contraband that included a Donald Link-inspired meatloaf that earned this award:

Best Sinister Villain Stache

Swamp Coast Offense

Bob Marshall, the T-P environmental/sportsman's paradise/sports journalist extraordinaire, offers this analysis:

Sean Payton is the new Bill Walsh. He's taken that legend's West Coast offense to a new level. Call it the Swamp Coast Offense; defenses get stuck in it and are never seen again. These Saints demoralize opponents the way those old 49ers teams did, with an incredible quarterback running an offense that's always one step ahead - especially in the fourth quarter.

Oh yeah. And Steps Have Been Taken[tm] in Candlestick.

Schwartz' Lions: 15 Yards of Unnecessary Roughage

Send 'em All Home ...

I'm a little late to view this mic-ed up NFL video, but at around the :15 second mark, we learn Coach Payton's pre-game drug of choice and seconds later that Drew walks 'em into the Dome only to send them all home.

Here Kitty