Thursday, July 03, 2008

Sit on This: A Sacredome Code of Conduct

I'm almost certain that this Saints forum hysteria is the work of a certain Grandmaster Wang, in comedic response to Fuhrer Goodell's quest for civility and the Kansas City Chief's recent behavior modification policy (quickly amended to outlaw only "continuous standing"). But in the event that the 6-pages of Saints forum guys blabbering about sitting or standing in the Dome is the byproduct of serious brain activity, Chef has an idea. Anyone who wants to occasionally sit and enjoy a civil football contest without the intrusion of inconsiderate nincompoops can have Chef's seat:

7 comments:

GW said...

Unfortunately, Chef, I'm going to have to go ahead and proudly proclaim that I am 100% unaffiliated with that abomination of a discussion.

I'm afraid that what you're reading there is legit.

Chef Who Dat said...

It's a sad day, then GW. We celebrate the independence of our country on the same day Chef learns that some Who Dats have misguided priorities. Fortunately, there's more Budweiser in the fridge.

saintseester said...

If you want to stay seated on your ass the whole game, then watch in the living room. How the hell do these people expect us to burn off the calories ingested from superdome jambalaya and cocktails?

Chef Who Dat said...

Wait, I'm reversing my position. I paid my $32 for a SEAT in the Upper Terrace. I want to sit. You don't like it? Suck on it.

Take that you rowdy Who Dat bastards.

saintseester said...

boot to the head

Chick in the Huddle said...

ugh! this chick has had enough. how's about we ban cheering, standing, sign waving, babies, flip flops (cuz they make noise when they flap), big chicks in nylon pants, beer, food, those big number one fingers that block the precious seated fan's view, the saintsations, gumbo the dog, the announcer, and the letter "S". everyone on board?

Jake said...

Chair looks like it hurts