Monday, July 28, 2008

Jeff Garcia's Wedding Proposal: Will You Jon . . .

All it took was a reporter making links between Brett Favre and Jeff Garcia's boyfriend, Jon Gruden today. One simple question about relationship security and Vageen Garcia gets all swole.

From the Canadian Press:
"Jeff Garcia knows what's it's like to be coveted by Jon Gruden. . ."
C'mon Vageen. That's all that anyone's ever been saying. Well, some folks say you use illegal ball lubricants, but I'd like to think that has not yet been officially confirmed.

"He loves quarterbacks," Garcia said Monday. "But he likes to just date. He doesn't like to marry."
And that's a bad thing, Vageen?

"I'm going to choke it to death until somebody pulls my grip off of it."
Wow.

4 comments:

GW said...

"I'm going to choke it to death until somebody pulls my grip off of it."
Wow.

LMAO. You can't make stuff like that up.

That right there is just 24k gold. Gold, Jerry!

Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

dillyberto said...

Pretty strong flavor to the dish you've cooked up there, Chef.

Smell like

like

like Decadence

Chick in the Huddle said...

so there is such a thing as Christmas in July. Thanks Chef Santa!

Michelle said...

I think Garcia has to get the vote for the best comments out of context ever. Crap, he had a really good one last year .. . what was it?