Grrrrrr-eat news, Who Dats! Mare fixed his groin.
So, he's not gonna miss any more field goals, indoors or outdoors, so long as he's not asked to kick from 60+. And he understands that P-Diddy was just trying to cover his ass with all those fake field goal auditions yesterday.
So everyone's happy now. No worries. Mare has promised to get more elevation on 20-yard field goals and extra points, and as an added free bonus, he'll narrow his focus to the area just between instead of just outside the uprights.
Chef has also learned that Mare's landing strip helps explain his accuracy.
Don't know about you, but Chef's feeling much better now.
Hey! Sous Chef! Getcha ass in here and bring Chef another beer!