After resolving lingering issues with the Writer's Guild Strike, Chef returned to the awards platform this morning to announce another Cafe 641 Leftover Award.
The "Leftover Acquisition" award goes to a 2007 offseason acquisition who amounted to nothing more than leftovers. The nominees are a little obvious . . .
Jason David for his impressive audition for the Burn Unit.
Brian Simmons for this impressive pre-season sack of Alabama senior Brodie Croyle and a release-earning performance for 16 other games.
Olindo Mare for this, this, and this.
And the leftover goes to . . .
Oleeendoooo Maaaaaaahraaaaay!
2 comments:
Wow, Chef. If ever there was a situation where it was more appropriate to split the trophy in half and endure two acceptance speeches...
I'll bet our friend Jason right about now feels a lot like he does on running downs. "Whew, dodged that one."
:)
True enough, Master Wang, true enough. Jason's only downfall is that he was proceeded by Fast Freddie. So, for Chef anyway, the initial shock/awe of not finding weapons of mass destruction in Jason's defensive arsenal was quickly replaced by the all-too-familiar expectation of 2-3 deep balls per game.
Rico Suave, on the other hand, never shaved his chin pubes. Viva el mustachio!
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