Friday, January 18, 2008

Cafe 641 Leftover Awards: Bootlegger of the Year

This Leftover could very easily go to Chef himself for a perfect 8-0 record of smuggling in loaves of Leidenheimer's, but the Gate A Storm Troper put an end to his streak in Week 13 before the Bucs game.

Instead, Chef turns to three worthy nominees:

The Cafe 641 Mixologist
(This Upper Terrace diva refused to let Benson's high drink prices keep her down. Her patented winoculars kept Row 42 in tip-top shape every home game.)














Ashley Morris
(The Cafe Service Industry Guild broke from tradition on this nominee, going outside the Cafe to Section 635, where Dr. Morris offered generous pours of New Orleans Absolut.)















Nacho Libre
(This perennial favorite brought more than his Chris Farley imitation to the Cafe each week. Giving up on the smaller flask by Week #5, Nacho switched over to a wine skin full of Jim Beam. When the Saints refused to take care of business, Nacho stepped up to the plate in Week #17, switching his celebratory shots of Jim Beam from touchdowns to tackles.)














And the Leftover goes to . . .
The Cafe 641 Mixologist for her innovative winocular bootlegging and for sharing liquor that never was pulled from her sock or pants.

4 comments:

saintseester said...

I think I need a fake laptop to smuggle in sustenance to class.

Nola Chick said...

oh what, does my water bottle filled with vodka during the Titans game mean nothing to you people?

Ashley said...

It is an honor just to be nominated.

Jake said...

Got new avatar! Just seeing if it appears