**NOTE: Eighth in a series of bare-all, expose profiles that allows Chef to e-hibernate this off season with a clear conscience.
Who dat doth Chef's rubber chicken-eagle and playoff victory golden spoon point? Ask Nacho Libre (pictured left). He too peeps out Sticky Fingaz, facing the Cafe with fists clenched, eyes streaked with eye black, wearing a gold #9 jersey.
A Who Dat would never guess that Sticky Fingaz trained at the prestigious Hamburglar Petty Thief Academy in 2002, where he earned the "Robble, Robble, Robble" award after a breakout performance in kleptomania arts.
His role in the Cafe?
* Sticky Fingaz was one of the original Cafe 641 bearers of the black. During an early season game, Chef reached into his pocket to discover that his eye black tube was missing. After a frantic search, Chef looked down two rows at a smirking Sticky Fingaz, who had already striped up himself, his father, and Red Carpet D beside him.
* Sticky Fingaz reacts strongly to the Cincinnati loss and swipes the Upper Terrace 641 signage from the top of the Cafe. (Note to Superdome security: velcro don't stop well trained thieves.) Sign is reclaimed by Dome staff as Sticky Fingaz tries to maneuver out of the building.