Thursday, June 12, 2008

Bright White Warning

Just a friendly summer vacation warning from Chef: all but the most fierce Who Dats should probably steer clear of the Gulf Coast beach region between Gulf Shores and Mobile Bay next week.

Chef is toying with a summer Who Dat tribute on his chest while sunning at the beach. The idea sprouted this morning after the following exchange with the Mrs. (and after hearing Super Saint Girl rock her cabbage ball team's pep chant all week):

Mrs. Chef (a.k.a. The Entity . . . The Enigma . . . The Who Dat Cougar): Dude. Put your shirt back on. You're pasty white. Bright white. Not cool.

Chef: Oh yeah?

Mrs. Chef: Yeah.

Chef: Step off cougar. My name is Bright White and you know what I got?

Mrs. Chef: So what you got?

Chef: I got a chest that's whiter than white.

Mrs. Chef: How white is white?

Chef: You know that chef who cooks up the rice?

Mrs. Chef: Uh huh, uh huh.

Chef: My chest is whiter than the whitest of rice.

So in your face.

Your tan's a disgrace.

I'm gonna shake my Bright White all over the place.

Sayin' we will, we will rock you down, blow you up, like a volcano that's bout to erupt.

Look out world, here he comes, Bright White is number one.

Okay. Now to the real news. Considering the virtues of a fleur-de-lis tan next week. Would that qualify me for free Dome Foam from anyone?


saintseester said...

Only if you do your buttocks and let us see!

Are you going to the beach for real? The Redneck riviera? We **may** be jetting down on 22nd but depends on outcome of baseball tournament and weather.

Chef Who Dat said...

Okay. I'll just buy my own Budweiser.

Redneck Riviera it is. Fort Morgan to be exact, but we'll be leaving on the 22nd. You'll see the giant fleur de lis crop circle emblazoned into the sand when you take the family on the Gulf Shores helicopter tour.

saintseester said...

So sorry we'll miss you. It may have been too loud. You know, critical mass of sand and who dats... We may postpone a couple of weeks anyway. This all star baseball experience is wonderful, but it sure is messing with my leisurely summer plans. At least all stars will be done before training camp (unless, of course we win!)

Mr. Clio said...

Yes, I've found that the fluorescent lights of the Dome don't do much for my tan either . . .

Watch out for jellyfish.

We'll be at Sandestin from July 2 to July 6.

Still haven't heard anything about training camp schedule.

P.S. Mike McKenzie. Loyola. July 17.

t-dex said...

fort morgan for us, the week of july 6th. y'all happen to be staying for 3 weeks? if so, i hear the florabama a callin. sadly we missed the mullet toss though...