T-Minus 8 days . . .

The countdown to training camp started way back for most folks, but this Chef has been too busy trying to coax his upper lip follicles to produce hair sprouts that might resemble an actual mustache. More on that front later ...

Here's my Lombardi-fueled, deep-end backflip into the warm waters of Who Dat training camp:

• Remember that dress you wore? You looked so hot.
• 19-0.
• Tailgating with this Guy? Stay tuned.
  
• Nice skin.
  

Off-season development:

• Gregg w/ two G's paid a visit to the St. Dominic's Men's Club in the spring as a keynote speaker. I missed it, but apparently two G's threw back a beer or seven, broke down some game film, and talked defensive schemes. The audience's reaction? I heard it was like watching 100 men, all over 40, simultaneously trying to disguise their erections. (side note: Greg w/ one G doesn't do too bad for himself either.)
• 649 Bistro will house the culinary, children's entertainment, sprinkler, mulleted, adult film star, and photographic efforts of several Cafe 641 ex-patriates (Chef Who Dat, Black & Gold Teletubby, Nacho Libre, Denim & Diamonds, Porn Chef, and Ms. Shootz to Kill, respectively) in 2010. Seats are available for all games in both our rows (Rows 13, 14) from ticket brokers.
  

Save the date:
3rd Annual Dash for the 'Stache: Saturday, Sept. 4

(details to follow: from Mid-City to Superdome for annual blessing of the 'stache)