Congressman Steve Scalise, you have your smoking gun. Below, we offer compelling evidence that global warming has catastrophic effects on areas as far north as Washington:
"Kicker Olindo Mare has stared down both competition and criticism in Seattle.
For two training camps, he competed for the kicking job against Brandon Coutu, who had never attempted an NFL field goal. Last season, after missing two field-goal attempts in a Week 3 loss to Chicago, coach Jim Mora labeled Mare's performance "absolutely unacceptable."
Mare never missed again, and on Thursday, the Seahawks made a multimillion dollar promise to him by designating him their franchise player."
Good luck, C-Hawks. Ya'll might want to consider a mascot change to the B-Stings. Or maybe even the A-Holes.
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