Wednesday, November 19, 2008

If a dairy farmer fails to disclose ingredients . . .


Taking a cue from Deuce McAllister's lawyer, Cafe 641 has agreed to suspend all ingestion of cheese until NFL steroid policy administrator Dr. John Lombardo agrees to disclose whether or not Who Dats might contract genital Bumetanide through interaction with Cheeseheads. Apparently, cheese shared at Green Bay Packer tailgates may have contained several rare strains of a diuretic that weakens the antibodies that help fight off genitally-spread Bumetanide. Stay tuned to WDSU's Fletcher Mackel for more details.

2 comments:

saintseester said...

I swear officer, that's just powdered sugar from the Turkish Delight.

Anonymous said...

Cheese will block ya up anyways.

That's why the Wisconsinites always look so uncomfortable any why they drink so much beer and coffee.