Favre-Free Fromage

Say cheese Pack-whores.

If a dairy farmer fails to disclose ingredients . . .

Taking a cue from Deuce McAllister's lawyer, Cafe 641 has agreed to suspend all ingestion of cheese until NFL steroid policy administrator Dr. John Lombardo agrees to disclose whether or not Who Dats might contract genital Bumetanide through interaction with Cheeseheads. Apparently, cheese shared at Green Bay Packer tailgates may have contained several rare strains of a diuretic that weakens the antibodies that help fight off genitally-spread Bumetanide. Stay tuned to WDSU's Fletcher Mackel for more details.

Cheese Unlocks Your Wildest Dreams!

The menu team at Cafe 641 invites you to contribute to the Mustache Monday Night version of its cheese-themed menu. It's Farve-Free dairy week at the cafe and top menu suggestion wins top billing and free post-game beer at Handsome Willy's.

If you want to dream big, consider a cheese-only diet this week -- apparently it can help you control your the direction of your dreams. I've already experienced consecutive Saints wildcard finishes with first round playoff victories, all because I indulged in 16 oz. of Wisconsin Cheddar on Sunday evening and Monday morning.

Is it (Mustache) Monday Yet?

Suck on it, NFC South beeotches. It's on. Mustachio style. Next time you see us, we'll be livin la vida loca early in the Tuesday mornin at Handsome Willy's. Stache-in-tact.