tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post1683163754245777585..comments2023-09-09T06:41:51.834-05:00Comments on Chef Who Dat: Dear Kobe: Let Me Tell You About My Best FriendChef Who Dathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13228361670388570487noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-31947344786840533582008-05-09T11:21:00.000-05:002008-05-09T11:21:00.000-05:00Whoa! Easy there, Seester. First, training camp in...Whoa! Easy there, Seester. First, training camp in Jackson WILL happen. And the teal will be packed with moth balls by then. But since you're thinking fashion already, is it too early to break out this?<BR/>http://www.cafepress.com/buy/saints+football/-/pv_design_prod/p_1203473.102388153/pNo_102388153/id_17141633/fpt__P___________Dc_PXi__FD___aG___C/opt_/c_360/pg_1<BR/><BR/>or the golden spoon version?Chef Who Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13228361670388570487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-61413128096104220442008-05-08T13:37:00.000-05:002008-05-08T13:37:00.000-05:00If he shows up in Jackson in teal, he'll get his a...If he shows up in Jackson in teal, he'll get his ass beat. All we have to do is take him to the right street corner.saintseesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05674271080347529416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-62620047567609995102008-05-07T22:17:00.000-05:002008-05-07T22:17:00.000-05:00That's quite a, um, get-up there, Chef.I seem to r...That's quite a, um, get-up there, Chef.<BR/><BR/>I seem to recall that sort of ensemble on "Dance Fever" from my youth.<BR/><BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_Fever<BR/><BR/>You need to get to Jackson for training camp. Soon. We can't have you in teal like that.Mr. Cliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11109771562167423540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-82852962654783572532008-05-07T16:24:00.000-05:002008-05-07T16:24:00.000-05:00As much as I'm itching (and not in the scrotal are...As much as I'm itching (and not in the scrotal area, !standard!) to get back to Cafe 641 form, I just can't pull the menu trigger on the Hornets. It's not about the love -- Chef's got more than enough to go around. (Go Delgado Dolphins! ya heard?!) Just that it's a Cafe oath and it would require bringing the stache into a mustachio-restricted area and then it might cheapen the euphoria that is the August 16 menu loaded with cow, which would, in turn, make the gold start dripping off the spoons, and things would get all hectic.<BR/><BR/>But, daaaamn, Wang. You keep coming strong with the Lakers hate. Feel free to roll with that Zimmern dish for your own viewing parties.Chef Who Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13228361670388570487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-57123876715943084462008-05-07T14:20:00.000-05:002008-05-07T14:20:00.000-05:00Howdy there, Mr. Chef. Boy, that "standard" guy su...Howdy there, Mr. Chef. Boy, that "standard" guy sure does have the face of an ass, doesn't he?<BR/><BR/>So look, I don't want to be overstepping my bounds here or anything, but with all this here Hornets love going around, I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask why you haven't drawn up one of them there menus yet.<BR/><BR/>I mean, if we Who Dats are gonna do this thing, why not go full-on with it, right?<BR/><BR/>Is it bad mojo to go ahead and look towards the Lakers for the material?<BR/><BR/>Of course, Mr. Clio will insist on the Craig Miller Seared Kobe Filet.<BR/><BR/>How about a nice bowl of Farmar Brand canned chili with beans on the side?<BR/><BR/>Pauberry shortcake for dessert?<BR/><BR/>Pad Thai with lo mein newbles?<BR/><BR/>Anthony Zimmern might go for some nice braised bull's (scr)odom.<BR/><BR/>Come on, Chef. We're counting on you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-72544823875358125612008-05-07T10:36:00.000-05:002008-05-07T10:36:00.000-05:00w/malice: tongue planted firmly in cheek. e.g. sar...w/malice: tongue planted firmly in cheek. e.g. sarcasm.<BR/><BR/>jake: c'mon mojo. you know the Chef's rockin' a Saints blog -- it's the coda. it has to connect to Black & Gold in these here parts. and the San Antonio hate, you have to admit, is a compelling motivational through-line for us in NOLA. It's like a Who Dat/Woooooo! double shot.<BR/><BR/>dillyberto: sobriety lends itself to free time. and Chef hasn't yet managed to connect the NBA to our Dome intake. point well taken.<BR/><BR/>!standard!: happy that you so easily read through the subtext.Chef Who Dathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13228361670388570487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-5490127821816805332008-05-07T10:00:00.000-05:002008-05-07T10:00:00.000-05:00clearly, you are CP3's bitch.do you happen to suck...clearly, you are CP3's bitch.<BR/><BR/>do you happen to suck mr. cp3's dick? what doea it taste like?<BR/><BR/>not that i care. ^_^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-28845582857729513472008-05-06T23:03:00.000-05:002008-05-06T23:03:00.000-05:00Chef, tell me this. Why does all Hornets love come...Chef, tell me this. Why does all Hornets love come from situations that trace back to the Saints?<BR/><BR/>Ex. San Antonio, where the Saints wanted to move; anger toward the major of San Antonio.<BR/><BR/>This is, of course, with the exception of you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-43217920368833432102008-05-06T21:03:00.000-05:002008-05-06T21:03:00.000-05:00Kobe, who?Kobe, who?saintseesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05674271080347529416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-65972863517719262782008-05-06T20:36:00.000-05:002008-05-06T20:36:00.000-05:00Have mercy.What a mouthfulChris Paul and the Horne...Have mercy.<BR/><BR/>What a mouthful<BR/><BR/>Chris Paul and the Hornets ARE to be taken seriously, if you can post that much the day after a game.<BR/><BR/>Saints game require much more recoop time for Berto.<BR/><BR/>WOW!<BR/><BR/>BFF,eh?<BR/><BR/>You're selling me on it.dillybertohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11259020088772145513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-50577462538663008272008-05-06T18:48:00.000-05:002008-05-06T18:48:00.000-05:00There is no doubting that Chris Paul is not only a...There is no doubting that Chris Paul is not only a great basketballer, but a human being with many admirable qualities.<BR/>However... the latter isn't part of the MVP requirements.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36218936.post-53003588865254221512008-05-06T16:28:00.000-05:002008-05-06T16:28:00.000-05:00Big Stuff, Big Stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That was the fir...Big Stuff, Big Stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>That was the first time Tyson Chandler was truly the hero of a game (that tap out rebound)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com